My eyes cannot see anything... All in black

I should be at Salam nasi kandar for wifi.. Since my janji dengan Lady and Man tak jadi sebab mek tertidur semasa Buletin Utama (hehe.. seems to be usual..). Bangun jer macam besa la 11 p.m. So.. tengok message from Lady and Man. I replied la balik. Since Lady terkunci from outside of her bilik and terpaksa jadi Catwoman climbed thru window to get herself in. Pity.. even more pity.. Man dok tunggu mek kat Salam. Sorie la sesangat.. mek ni kalau cakap jer nak baring.. Tapi apa yang berlaku.. Nyenyak..

So.. Bangun tengok Kyle XY macam biasa.. after that message Abg Det. He replied tak kluar.. Tak kluar la after melancung keluar ‘negeri’ Kann.. tak per la..

Mek pun nak mandi after started my medical studies depan TV.. Sambil tengok ‘So you think you can Dance’. Dalam otak dok pikir mesti CA kluar rondies dengan Shah Johor.. So.. Letak buku ni tepi dulu lah.. Go for some outside social activity la plak..

Bangun la dari tempat study..(depan main TV, Bukan dalam bilik mek..) First step jer nak pegi amik towel..

My eyes tak nampak apa-apa pun u ols.. is this what we call ‘pitam’.? Or this only my temporary eyes dysfunction.?. Tak kan somebody try to kidnap me.? (banyak sangat question kan.. terasa macam CA cakap “Maaf.. Ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan..TQ”) hehe..

Gila.. Lagi la tak Logik.. What so ever lah.. Meraba lah mek cari fon mek kat dalam bilik. Tengok jam dalam fon 12.30 tengah malam.. Eeii… Seram la.. Amik jer fon terus call CA dari luar rumah mek yang blackout itiew.. Tengok kat luar semua rumah kawasan mek nih tak ada letrik. Since CA tak jawab fon. So.. mek pun terus anggap dia tidur keletihan (sebab apa tataw.?. macam ada dua sebab jer.. hehe..)

10 minit mek dok luar.. So.. mek pun rasa macam lama sangat sebab dah la pakai sexy. Sejuk la. The only person who see me in this sexy outfit is Yon. (kata ja la only dia.. sebenarnye.. Emm..) Gaya jer nak call dia.. Karan (current/electric) mai balik. Dia always give me luck. First keta mek pintu belakang pilot tak boleh bukak.. sebab jammed. Tapi dia pegang je.. Trus boleh bukak.. Saep duit mek.. Less talk about him..

Mek masuk sambung tengok TV sambil study. Since I know everybody of my ‘BF’ (Best-Friends) is not having fun outside. So.. I just take this opportunity to finish my study at home.. alone.

Switch from TV to Tunner (Radio). Sambil dengar HotFm. Another blackout happened. Dalam pukul 2 a.m. Terus mek amik candle yang mek beli kt SSF before Raya ari tu and pasang whole rumah. Tak la takut sangat.

gelap la u ols..!

Kelam..!

Saja nak try any luck from Yon.. guess wat.? Baru nak capai fon to call him.. Hah.! Miracle happened. Bright macam mek conjure ‘Petronus charm’ (expecto-petronum). Hehe.. Lapar ni tak payah dok cakap la.. Lepas terkejut dua kali dalam kegelapan.

Then.. I start my car and drove to Yasmen.. Beli nasi mek sekali dengan nasi for Manja. Kesian la dia.. tambahan plak nanti mek dok keje.. Dia mesti lapar punya.. Nasib la Manja oii..

Dari nak mandi.. lapar punya pasal.. Basuh muka jer..

Then singgah sekejap kat snooker centre tengok kawan-kawan.

Balik tidur..

Sok mau keje dong..

Daa~

Let jogging to the office..

First time in my life sampai tempat keje berpeluh.. pagi-pagi dah jogging.. nasib baik la always bawak perfume dalam beg. Urgh..!

Semalam penat sangat.. ada plak la budak umoq 19 dari N9 dok adjust mek.. Guess dia study mana.? Poli.. Tempat my ex-monyet belajar.. well.. as u know.. monyet mana reti study.. unfortunately parents dia curah duit for nothing and fortunate for me to play around dgn dia.. Sorie.. Not my fault.. unfortunate to him and his family and fortunate for me yang tak terjejas langsung.

After sembang dengan dia hampir 1 hour pada pagi yang sejuk bangat itiew.. Banyak pertanyaan keluar, banyak dapat jawapan and banyak gak la rahsia terlepas.. Emm.. Ingat nak la cuci sikit kereta mek yang berdebus tu.. Letih punya pasal.. Terus.. Zzzzz…

Bnagun plak lewat u ols.. tup..tup.. 8.15 pagi.. Hah.!! My god.. Lambat..Lambat dah.. So.. bertolak la pukul 8.45 pagi dari rumah.. Confirm la sampai opis pukul 9.00 am. Dah merangkap Secretary my boss. Asyik-asyik dok jerut nama mek jer.. dari pagi sampai dia merambuih balik..

Sambil dengar lagu dalam kereta.. steering kereta mula bergegar.. maybe my speaker mahal kann.. so.. Boom..Boom.. dia sampai bergegar steering.. Hah..!!

Ting..! green light.. Zast..mek terus mek tekan pedal minyak.. sampai jer depan Kolej Sultan Abdul Hamid.. Eh..!! sentap-setap la keta nih..  Urgh..!! connecting point atau tempat masuk angin dalam keta buat hal.. Bukan mek tak boleh buat sume tu.. Tapi habis la.. Kecomelan mek pagi-pagi dok buka hud kereta berlumuran minyak..

Some more.. dah lambat beb..! Lampu indicator minyak dalam keta mek nih.. macam tuan dia gak.. Kadang-kadang nyala.. Kadang-kadang Lena. Pagi tu dia memang lena lagi.. Pagi la katakan..

Mek terus jer parking kereta mek bawah jambatan ke Bandar Alor Star tu.. melalui Lintasan Maut Keretapi and start jogging..

Ringing tone hand phone mek mula bunyi.. confirm la Boss mek cari dah.. Emm.. memang mek ditakdirkan jadi bomoh u ols.. Tepat. Mek angkat phone sambil berjalan dengan laju sekali.. tercungap-cungap la jawap phone.. Boss mek dengan nada sopan terus cakap.. “Hang dok jogging lagi.. sekarang orang dah masuk office nah..”  mek terus jawab.. “ Dok kat bawah nih.. kena ligan dengan anjing..”

Sampai atas jer Rexona spray ke rexona stick ke.. tak boleh nak cover dah.. Berpeluh.. Bukak kipas la bagi kering. Spray a bit of my favorite perfume and masuk bilik boss. Sebelum dia jerit macam kat Zoo.

Habis keje je.. Trus mek tumpang kawan mek balik rumah.. Fortunately la dia dok dekat rumah mek.. Even more fortunate bila kawan baik mek.. CA nak tolong amik mek kat umah and isikan minyak to make my car move back home..

Semalam kalau mek kluar.. mesti mek dah boh minyak.. sebab tak kluar la akibat jadi macam nih.. Careless la.. Pelupa.. lastly menyusah banyak orangkan.. start dari Boss mek, staff mek and my best friend..

Try not to make this happen again.. Rasanye dah dua kali kot.. first, menyusahkan Lady.. hehe..

Well.. I will keep trying.. Still have time for me to berubah.. Kucing mek (manja) terus whispering “emm..katanyer lah..”

Chaiyo..

Daa~

 

Calculate.. Jangan tak calculate..

Back to the real world.. Not at Hogswart’s. Cuti semester la.. So.. Balik Malaysia la.. London is definitely too cold for me. So.. assignment Fittness and Gym mek kali ni berkenaan Obes.. Mek tak obes pun la.. Tengok la sendiri, tulang pun dah mula timbul kann..

Some people wants to be skinny and some other people wants to stay healthy sampai Obes plak.. Macam mana nak tau berat yang besesuaian supaya mata orang tak terseksa melihat kita nih.. Emm.. Tsk..tsk..tsk..(tongue clicking). Jangan seksa orang nah.. Tak baik..

Perfect calculation for calories tak pernah berfungsi.. dok makan serupa tu gak.. Diet seminggu.. minggu depan mengkedarah macam Lembu New Zealand. Urgh..!!

This is about berat badan ideal mengikut ketinggian yang kita dikurniakan..(minggu ni cite pasal ketinggian jer kot.. selepas 7 Dugung ehh.. Dayang Petit tu..)Grenjong macam galah.. Kuruih plak.. Apa dia.? Tiang elektrik ka.. Public phone. No..! Please turn this into something, like.. soothing to somebody’s eyes.

So.. guna this method.. Calculate sendiri.. its call IJT (Indeks Jisim Tubuh) but its for lelaki yang berumur atas dari 18 tahun sajork. Sorie..

Kalau tak cukup tu tambah la sikit.. Kalau dah terlebih tu jangan la dok add-on (mcm KFC la plak.. hehe). Kann..

Berat ideal.. Ideal la jugak.. tapi jangan lupa makan makanan yang berkhasiat. Banyak jenis Vitamin B yang membantu menurunkan stress and meningkatkan metabolism badan.. makan bila perlu sajork.. Jadi badan can stay young and healthy at same time..

Which one yang menyiksakan mata u ols..?

Actually dua-dua.. SAKIT LA MATA NIH..!!

Daa~

Art of Divination..

This is what I got when I practiced in a Divination Class at Hogswart. “use your inner-eyes to see the future” that’s what my lecturer said in the middle of the class. Gitiew la.. Bila dok blajar magic kat Hogwart.. Kann..

 We can see future..?? Maybe.. May not. Depend to the practitioners. Believe is the most powerful inner-energy as some know about this. Not to believing that you can fly like Superman. Please don’t kill yourself for this completely mental experiment.

This Chinese Art of face reading is a social and psychological study for hundred thousands of faces, maybe millions since 403 BC, was that a very-very-very long time ago. Emm.. Memang lama pun kot.

Since kalau nak study all about this face divination. About 200 pages gak la.. Mek Cuma ambil yang penting jer. Another kind of character interpretation study is Graphytology. Baca melalui tulisan seseorang. Mek tak belajar banyak lagi pn.. Well since face comes first then kita suruh dia tulis.. Kita baca muka dia dulu. Please sit down and make a good choice for future hubby. hehe..

May I present you with 5 common of face in this world:-

Oleh kerana tulisan dia jadi kecik and petit macam mek.. So.. mek tulaih balik kat bawah tu..

1) Wood People : Wood people generally have long faces, their bodies are yet slightly tall, sometimes resembling a tree and they tend to have dark skin-tone. They are usually Philosophical and are deep thinker. they may spend too much time thinking, although unfortunately not about money. Luckily, they usually manage to get by one way or another.

2) Water people : Water people often have rounded faces, with forehead that are smaller then their chins. Their fingers are tapered and small. Water people tend to be very careful and think long and hard before leaping. If they can try to be a little bit aggressive and take the initiative more often, life will be much easier for them.

3) Metal people : Metal people have square faces. They are usually very built, with rounded bodies and curvaceous figures. They often appear elegant and they achieve much in life. They enjoy success in Mid-life and often have accumulated wealth by their old age.

4) Fire People : Fire people usually have head which are pointed at the top and thick at the base. They tend to have small hands and big feet. They are effective achievers and cn be aggresive. But they are loyal and remain true to their goals. Life is full of excitement for these people.

 

5) Earth People : Earth people are strongly built with thick skin and broad faces. They seem to have a lot of energy and are very productive, often having many children. They usually enjoy long and happy lives with their love ones.

("scanning jadi senggot-benggot nah..")

Choose yours and read your frens as well..

“Study hard and you will be rewarded” said Under-Secretary : Delores Umbridge

Daa~

 

Selamat Hari Raya Haji ke-2

Periuk Magic mamizali

As first Hari Raya Haji was happening and keep happening until nite.. ops!! Until 4 in the morning. You know my life is attached with super-social since I was a child. Super-social with boundaries yer.. jangan ingat mek tak de boundaries.. I do socialize with few frens from kinds of level.. Dari yang baik sangat sampai la yang terjahat.

Mek tengah membantu membesarkan Api

Long story.. Short-cut.. well Hari Raya kedua indeed like picnicking at Rumah Mamizali. Makan kt Luar jer with sup Daging, Kari Daging, daging masak kicap and Air Asam.. All of his KB’s invited. The only person who didn’t attend the picnic is Lady. So.. we, Myself, CA, Abg Det and Paksu help ourselves eating. After we help a little bit of preparing those dishes.. hehe.. Tipuu..!

mendengar cara-cara khas dari Mamizali

Emm.. well organized la mamizali nih.. Lepas main course ada desert plak.. Kek Chocolate and some of kuih Raya. He said that those kuih was two last Raya. Its fine for us, since it still crunchy kami telan jork.. With some chatting macam mana nak menempuh masa depan.. gitiew lah..  Tapi ada la sikit jer.. hehe..

dok ngata "awat tak siap-siap lagi"

Lepas ngata and siap nak makan.. hehe

Then the unscheduled come along the way while me and CA nak balik.. Ada open house lagi..? erk..! kami dah kenyang la.. Lagi pun dok rushing nak balik tengok Putri Salju at TV3. Abang Shukri Ex-policeman itu la.. Tiap perayaan dia jemput ke rumah dia.. tak bagi dia kecik hati. So.. Kami pegi rumah dia and say ‘hye’, smile with few words and wave our hands.. hehe.. cakap kami tak boleh singgah dah sebab ada appointment kt tempat lain.. secondly sebab rumah dia pack dengan tetamu. Kurang selesa kot..

Balik rumah je terus tonton Putri Nor Putih and 7 dayang ketot. Ops..!! Kenit..Petit. hehe..

Then.. I just sleep a while.. tengok berita and kembali bersuper-social at Kenari.. Bila dah puas dengar sumbangsih penyanyi kat situ.. 

So.. masa utk balik.. Tido. Sebab esok keje..

Daa~

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha..

Mek ingat Hari Raya Haji nih tak semeriah kat Kelantan dan Terengganu kot.. My fren yang bekerja sebagai Polis kat Kelantan pun tak mau balik Kedah. Sebab kat sana memang meriah. Tapi dia tak mau balik sebab menjalankan tugas.. (backing nampak..?? sesuatu sangat..!)hehe.. Nating lah..

That was not true.. memang best beraya haji kat Alor Star nih.. sama macam negeri-negeri lain gak..

Since my mother and siblings beraya kat Langkawi. Mek plak dok jaga umah.. bukan la jaga sangat. Kluar macam biasa jer. Tp bila Magrib kna blik buka lampu umah. Takowt jugak sebab banyak warga asing depan umah dok constructing perumahan.

Raya haji ni dari Raya pertama sampai Raya ke-4 ada saja rumah terbuka. Yang menjemput mek di hari raya pertama. CA. Raya kedua serbu umah mamizali. Raya ketiga kawan mek kat Pendang (taman seri mas nah..) Raya ke-4 umah Faridah Kalah Mati. Mek pun tak tau la tentang raya ke-3 dan 4 ni boleh pegi ke tak.. sebab dah mula keje. Rasanyer.. Skip kot. Sorie la. Tanggungjawab menjana ekonomi ni memang mencabar.

Lembu, Kambing, Unta dan Kerbau bersedia la noh.. Mek dan kawan-kawan pun bersedia gak.. sedia nak masak dan makan. Tapi mek makan jer.. Masak nih Hampeh..!!

Tak lupa jugak la janji-janji Palsu yang kawan-kawan unggkapkan nak balik beraya kat Alor Star nih.. Reporter yang balik dari KL yang juga menjalankan tanggungjawab terhadap Negara dan sekali gus DJ. Membawa berita sensasi dari KL selain cite pohon-pohon Okid kat sana.

Dengar kata nak pi borong okid kat sana plak la.. Padang Besaq sunyi dah la tanpa kehadiran Mamizali yang boleh dok berjam-jam kat kedai Okid itiew..

Tak lupa jugak SMS Raya Haji yang meminta ampun dan maaf serta halalkan makan dan minum. SMS pertama jatuh pada  Lady yang menghantarnyer.. Tahniah Lady.! Bernada sedey la.. Tak tau la kenapa tetiba in down mood je ayat dia. Nanti-nanti ok la tu.. Dok dalam bilik je tak sihat la badan tu.. Hah..!! Kena bagi cahaya matahari tu kena kulit skit.. Baru fresh.. Katanyer.. maksud terselindung adalah :

“kluar la main panas.. bagi kulit ‘tanned’ skit. Kalau putih nanti SAKIT LA HATI..” gitiew.. Hehe..

Pantun meletops dari mek :

N17 pandai menyanyi,

Dari tercorot terus ‘famous’,

Selamat menyambut Raja Haji,

Tapaulah juadah dgn termos,

 

(baru la panas macam fresh from the oven) Kanka..

Daa~

Selamat Hari Raja Haji di Ucapkan ampun maaf zahir dab batin..

Sawadee Cha..!!

sawadee cha..!

Emmm… baru rasa nak rest. Rasa nak buat hibernation mcm Lady lah.. hehe.. Tapi mek mcm tak boleh jer.. Kaki jalan. Mcm mana pun mesti rasa nak kluar gak. Tidak seperti katak yang duduk bawah tempurung, then ditutup dengan kotak, after that the kotak dok dalam kontena. Berkunci. kesimpulannyer.. Sapa boleh jawab..? Cepat.. cepat.. Since nan-ado. Jawapanyer adalah Gelap gelita and penuh dengan CDH. Sebab klau nak jerit pun.. Nobody’s listen.. Hello..!! in the kontena. Ok.

Kita biar ja katak tu.. Sebab mek pun tak ada kunci kontena tu.. Sorie.. Penat la.. Teringat la masa mek MC selama 2 bulan started bulan 5 sampai bulan 7 hari tu.. Bestnyer.. Bangun lewat jer hari-hari.. Emm.. Tapi sekarang.. tak cukup masa la. Hari ni kena teman kawan pegi Songkhla. U ols.. Atas dari Hatyai tau. Tapi kat sana ada pantai. Nanti kalau pergi sana lagi boleh la ajak kawan-kawan tengok pantai kat sana. Ok gak.. While he doing his business kat sana. Mek pn ronda-ronda la kat pekan Hatyai. Shopping nih tak yah dok cakap la.. Kalau nama Rania ni.. Beli satu chopstick pun jadi lah.. Janji lepas ketagihan bershopping nih. Pekan hatyai ni tak penah berubah la plak sejak bertahun dok bervacation every Raya Cina. Senang nak cari benda bila nak beli.

Fifi pun seingatnyer pegi sana.. Tapi dok jalan kat sana tak jumpa la plak. Maybe wrong time and wrong place kot masa tu.. Panas..!? Tak. This time sejuk.. Petang memang sejuk sampai kna beli scarf.

Raya haji dah nak dekat.. So.. Kawan-kawan yang dari KL ni balik la kot. Tapi boleh dengar je la. Kalau dia balik nih.. Kena buat some prior arrangement la for ‘The Fund’ yang nak ditubuhkan itiew. Itu Cuma cadangan dan sekali gus merapatkan yang renggang. Ops..!! renggang.. rapat.. emm.. jgn berfikiran kotor yer..

Urgh..!! Lepas hantar kawan mek kt Bukit Pinang. Mek pun terus la balik rumah. Kalau cuti boleh la tido rumah dia.. bleh la sembang sampai pagi.. bukan boleh sembang face to face selalu. Dia dok joh nuh. Pahang. Berenang balik ikut Terengganu nih nak jumpa mek.. Kena la bagi priority kat dia skit. Do something special to him as souvenir masa dia balik sini. Kanka..

Lepas mandi.. msg CA dgn abg det.. since dia orang pun tak kluar. Tak per la. Lagi pun hari Rabu. Bukan happening sangat. So.. esok kluar la. Sebab Khamis banyak kawan kluar berfoya-foya.. hehe.. Oleh sebab yang demikian, mek pun terus melelapkan mata. Kali ni memang tido panjang sangat. Start pukul 11 malam sampai 8 pagi. Nyenyak jer sambil senyum. Hehe..

Daa~ 

New things come in.. absolutely welcome..

Malam sabtu kali ni memang penat sebab baru balik dari Legong Hot Spring. Tapi mek macam biasa je bila malam after berehat sepanjang hari kat umah. Mek kluar tgk kawan-kawan dalam cyber world and reality world. Lepak kt salam la dengan budak-budak who is always thingking of sex. Walaupun selalu sembang pasal sex.. Tapi depan mek deorang slow skit la.. sebab deorang tau mek tak brapa suker.. Sama macam ketua depa ‘bang chik kueteow’ depan Maybank Alor Star itiew.. Mek tak brapa suka sgt dia tu.. Mulot hanj yer.

Anyway..Pish..Posh.. about them.. kita masuk agenda utama kita. Petang Ahad selepas balik dari umah ‘Duda anak tiga’ yang cuma status ‘kawan’ (hehe…) sajork. CA awal lagi dh SMS mek for Sunday Plan. Z tak boleh join la. Sebab dah bertolak pegi KL. Nak buat macam mana.. ‘Tanggungjawab’ memanggil. Keje punya pasal ke sebab ehemm.. (awat tiba-tiba batok nih..) Ops..!

So.. Plan asal memang jadi gak la.. Nak pegi tengok wayang. New cinema spot kat Alor Star, at Alor Star Mall Tandop. First intention nak tengok Antoo-Fighter.. Tapi show dia start at 7 p.m. Kami dah sampai sana pukul 5 p.m. Apa nak buat lagi dua jam.. Kalau pegi window shopping.. silap-silap window tu yang mek shopping. Tak mau shopping dah kot.. Tapi memang ada la benda yang kena beli gak.. Essential.

nanti 'kepam' plak kann..

So.. Alternative dia tengok cite Disney ‘Bolt’.. kartun berkisar pasal Hollywood K-Nine(K9). Jalan cite dia memang menarik. When it comes to Cartoons.. Mesti la lawak kan.. apa lagi gelak from start sampai habis.. essence of youthful I say..

Emm.. Seats dia terbahagi kepada 2 section iaitu ‘Comfort’ and ‘Common’. We just pick common.. Elok la dengan status mek nih.. Common jer. But the level of comfort is comfortable (erk..). The sound system dia rasa macam menang kat Jitra Mall lagi kot. Maybe deorang tak tune-up lagi. Still new.. at least, tak payah la dok rushing pegi Jitra nak tengok movies. Kann..

Thank you and you are welcome to Alor Star..

Another surprise.. New blogger will be speak up soon.. he is staying in Alor Star. So.. No need to welcome in Alor Star dah.. Welcome to a blogging world darling. Guess who..?? CA (chef aduka). Wanna sparkle your life, let yourself enter his blog at http://chefaduka.blogspot.com. As sebelum nih.. Lady introduced me and create my blog for free.. Thank you so much.. Muuahh.. Speaking of her..?? I don’t know what was happen to her.. sebab memang lama sangat tak jumpa dia.. SMS tak jawab.. Call..Tutup phone..?? Risau la gak.. Heard parents dia buat lawatan ke KL. Maybe dia ikut, maybe not. We really miss you dear..

At night weather sekarang tak brapa bagus kat Alor Star ni.. Asyik hujan jer.. Lepas makan after movie. Terus je balik sebab angin kuat sangat kot.. macam nak ribut jer.. better la dok umah. Lagi pn penat la. Seharian tak baring-baring petang kat umah sendiri. Get some rest Rania.. Yea.! That’s right.

So.. To all of you.. get some rest too.. End of another Sunday..

Daa~

[shut up- shut eyes- shut down]